ocd

1. (OCD) (1154↑, 327↓)

A.)Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a mental illness resulting in persistant illogical fears and ideas, and often, particular habits created and followed out so as to avoid the fears and anxiety they cause. B.) Why I suffer.

A.) In the sixth grade, I was so afraid of choking on food that I would only eat soup or mashed potatoes. I weighed 60 lbs, and almost died before I slowly was brought onto solid foods again. B.) I'm afraid of eveything now. Its stupid, but I can't stop it. I'm afraid of people, yet I love them. I want love, but I'm too cowardly to look for it. Instead I get caught up in the deluded fantasies in my head and wait for the world to go away.

Author: chic geek http://ocd.urbanup.com/409126

2. (OCD) (500↑, 271↓)

Short for Obsseive Compulsive Disorder OCD Is a disorder that cause Obessive thoughts and/or compulsive actions resulting from a shortage of a chemical inside the frontal lobe of the brain. There are many ways to take care of OCD. The two best ways are behavior therapy and medication (what I use). Unlike most other mental disorders people with OCD lead mostly normal lives and are aware of their disorder. The disorder can be extremely stressful on it's victims. In fact is a stress so bad that most people without the disorder have probably ever experienced.

Because of OCD George kept checking to see if the toilet was flushed even though he knew it was. Because of OCD Jeff constantly washed his hands for germs until they became blistered and raw. Because of OCD Andrew couldn't handle a gun because he was afraid he would harm someone he cared about with it.

Author: Aaron http://ocd.urbanup.com/747283

3. (OCD) (285↑, 100↓)

Occasional Cunt Disorder. Most commonly affecting men, and most likely to strike when they've been drinking and their good for nothing sports team have lost. Symptoms include sneering at lifelong friends, ignoring the person who is speaking to you, laughing humourlessly at someone who is just trying to be nice and picking one person to humiliate. The cure is usually to sulk moodily in a corner for a while, but the drastic measure of a slap to the face is sometimes administered.

"Sorry about last night Baz. Didn't mean to tell your mum that story about you being caught wanking by a busload of nuns. A bit of OCD I think." "Leave him alone to sulk, miserable bastard. It's a good job it's only OCD, or I'd kick his head in"

Author: MagickDio http://ocd.urbanup.com/4755821

4. (OCD) (361↑, 244↓)

One of the most hardest disorders to live with. When you have it, its difficult you feel empty, you get headaches when people don't do things your way, you become a perfectionist, you take your anger out by screaming, you don't like to talk to a therapist, you hate germs. Your therapist continues to tell you to shorten your OCD, "rituals" you feel extremly awkward and empty. You hate it when people make fun of OCD, you hate when people call it a " mental disorder" you hate it when people call you " crazy " You get scared & nervous, very very quickly. Sometimes OCD can lead to panic attacks, anxiety disorders, ulcers, and depressions. incase you didn't notice, i have OCD, so take it from me, not some asshole who's making fun of it.

THERAPIST: try to not do your rituals. OCD PATIENT: its hard, i feel so strange.

Author: OCD victim http://ocd.urbanup.com/3008887

5. (ocd) (171↑, 106↓)

You must repeat things & things must be "perfect" in your own way.

My OCD makes me turn off every light in my house at night. I have to shut doors, or I will not feel "right". And will become extremley bothered. Before I go to bed, I turn the volume on the T.V down all the way. But must leave the T.V itself on.

Author: [Denver][?]™ http://ocd.urbanup.com/2007795

6. (OCD) (185↑, 126↓)

A mental disorder in which there is a chemical imbalance in the brain. It really sucks a lot. I keep thinking the world's going to end and every time I hear an airplane or any noise I keep running to my window and stare outside until it goes away because I think it's an asteroid. I also hide food because I don't want people to think I'm fat or get yelled at by my mom. It's a very, very depressing disorder and I hate it very much.

I take a small dosage of Anafranil for my OCD.

Author: Big Gr'rl http://ocd.urbanup.com/2021097

7. (OCD) (214↑, 155↓)

obsessive-compulsive disorder caused by a brain chemistry imbalance. causes obsessive thoughts, illogical thoughts, the need to clean or wash inordinately, not wanting to touch things, the need to hoard or order things, the need to check things (locks, making sure you didn't run someone over, etc.) Can be treated with cognitive-behavioral therapy and drugs called SSRI's (selective seretonin reuptake inhibitors), such as Luvox and Zoloft. see [anxiety disorder]

I take Luvox for my OCD. Because of my OCD, I cannot touch doorknobs in public bathrooms.

Author: Amelia http://ocd.urbanup.com/594986

8. (OCD) (212↑, 164↓)

The doubting disease. Consumer of attention. Contaminate of reason. Like chains to the soul. How I long to be free. How I long to be me.

Explaining OCD to someone is like trying to paint a picture without paint

Author: Evening & Fall of Day http://ocd.urbanup.com/1858201

9. (ocd) (37↑, 5↓)

An anxiety disorder that is characterized by recurrent, unwanted thoughts, or obsessions, and possible repetitive behaviors, or compulsions. Performing these so-called "rituals," provides only temporary relief, and not performing them leaves a person feeling bothered and anxious.

Every time someone touches me, I have to itch that spot. Yes, my rear too. Gets awkward. But I can control it to extents. Like loving embrace, I can deal with. But when someone deliberately pokes me, or taps me to get my attention, I've got to itch it. When I'm on the computer, nobody can be standing on my right side. I don't know why, that's just the way it is. I need to wear a blanket over my shoulders around one of my older brothers. It's only with him too, and I absolutely cannot stand to be around him without something covering my shoulders. I've been told that's OCD, at least.

Author: Freducation http://ocd.urbanup.com/4139287

10. (ocd) (86↑, 58↓)

obsessive compulsive disorder ocd, as the name implies, causes obsessive thought processes (i.e., when most ppl would have given up on a girl after she said no, i - having ocd - might still think about her a lot). it also, as the name implies, causes compulsive actions (i.e., my mum gets a cold, so before i feel comfortable again, i have to wash my hands several times) ocd is a bitch to have, man. if you don't know anyone with ocd but want to know what its like, watch monk. good show cos i can relate

a series of drugs can be used to treat ocd. the only family of drugs i know to treat it are the ssri's (seritonin re-uptake inhibitors, or something). zoloft, for example.

Author: unusu-al http://ocd.urbanup.com/537128

11. (OCD) (64↑, 43↓)

1.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder; if you have it yuo have to do certain things or have weird thoughtts believe me, I have OCD. It is the worst disorder there is.

Becausean of my OCD I have weird thoughts about my birthday and constantly have these counting patterns.

Author: William http://ocd.urbanup.com/714574

12. (ocd) (60↑, 46↓)

obsessive compulsive disorder; disease that causes you to form certain habits or clean compulsively, etc.

it really sucks to have ocd.

Author: cato http://ocd.urbanup.com/454666

13. (OCD) (25↑, 16↓)

One of the worst, most stressful, most difficult disorders. If things are perfect for you or bother you it drives you crazy, it bothers you more than anyome without the disorder could imagine and can eventually lead to panic attack and so much stress that the victim of OCD can die. Everyone tells you to go see a therapist but for someone with OCD that is usually the last thing they want to do, and it doesn't work for most because you can't just not do anything when your OCD is acting up. I had to have medicine (which isn't the most pleasent thing) before I would feel suffocated when things didn't go my way. People love to make fun of OCD and tell you it's no big deal and that you're crazy and you wish so bad that they had the disorder.

Jim- OMG OMG OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YOU DAMN ASSHOLE\!\!\!\! Bob- Chill Jim\! It's ok to leave the door closed. Jim- No it's not I just can't take it any more\! Bob- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Jim- If only you had OCD. Then you wouldn't be laughing.

Author: OCD sucks\! http://ocd.urbanup.com/4942169

14. (OCD) (6↑, 0↓)

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. If you have severe OCD it will ruin your life. Really. It may lead you to irrational phobias like Trypophobia (fear of clustered holes.) You can't handle knives or guns , getting intrusive thoughts to hurt yourself or your loved ones. You get Depressed. You get Mood-Swngs Everything has to be symmetrical. You become illogical. You become a different person

I shot myself with a hot glue gun. I turned off the emergency stop for the escalator button causing the police to come. I turned off the main power supply of a building causing the whole place to black-out and the people there scolded me thinking im misbehaving. i stick knives in my neck , scissors into my tounge to satisfy these compulsions. Due to the intrusions in my head , i can't sleep at night or listen in class. I got a 1.71 GPA during my first year in college. I have compulsions to scratch paper when doing homework or during class I bite walls. I recheck everything again and again. I make weird eye movements. ( I have OCD , i see the psychiatrist , psychologist , i take fluoxetine. People may laugh at this disease , but it's not funny if you have it. You are lucky not to have this. )

Author: 13s http://ocd.urbanup.com/6129175

15. (ocd) (6↑, 1↓)

A problem that can be commonly over looked. Causes certain thoughts and fears that someone without OCD might not have. The older a person is who has never been treated will most likely have worse problems, then a 14 teen year old being diagnosed.

The girl refused to eat anything that was made by someone that did not came out of packages, because her ocd caused super sensory toward germs.

Author: Mentalchick http://ocd.urbanup.com/5709332

16. (OCD) (3↑, 0↓)

Obsessive Christmas Disorder: Any adult that is overly excited about Christmas and has a more than normal preoccupation with Christmas decorations and clothing or has more than two Christmas Trees. Severe cases can manifest as early as October.

The lady next door is so OCD she has got three Christmas tress up and the dog wearing antlers and a reindeer sweater.

Author: Ododobe http://ocd.urbanup.com/6248341

17. (OCD) (3↑, 0↓)

obsessive compulsive disorder. People with the mental illness appear to be daydreaming, distracted, noncompliant, disinterested , lazy , mischevious.

the truth is : lazy - because we are mentally tired of everything. ocd is bad , it really tires your mind , you get depressed and sometimes , you feel like doing nothing , at all. mischevious - because we have to act on these compulsions or it will linger in your mind until it gets so stressful that you get panics attacks that may even caused seizures and even death.However, The compulsions to do things are mostly evil. So you get fked no matter what.

Author: sbztiga123sat http://ocd.urbanup.com/6140215

18. (OCD) (0↑, 0↓)

1) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: The urge to have everything perfect all the time. 2) Obsessive Corgi Disorder: Something many people suffer from.

1) He has OCD, he organizes everything. 2) He has OCD, those corgis just get him.

Author: like a sir http://ocd.urbanup.com/6391204

19. (OCD) (0↑, 0↓)

A stressful disorder. You constantly feel like your forgetting something, even when you've checked things over multiple times. Everything you do has to be perfect and any minor flaw ruins the entire "image". You have to fix little things like for example, if 10 cans are lined up, and one is slightly out of place, you HAVE to fix it or otherwise the thought of that can being messed up will knaw at you until you fix it. You'll leave home and remember you left something turned on or left something on its charger, and you'll have a complete panic attack. Trust me, it sucks, I'm 13 and have OCD. I wake up at 2am sometimes and feel like i HAVE to clean the kitchen or I wont be able to sleep. Please don't make fun of it or underestimate it.

Guy 1-Where's Timmy? Guy 2-He left his bedroom light on at home and he had to go back an turn it off. Guy 1-Wow, OCD must SUCK.

Author: Anti Cookie-Cutter http://ocd.urbanup.com/5862539

20. (OCD) (6↑, 9↓)

OCD (Obsessive Cellular Disorder) - When somebody can not go longer than 1 minute without looking at or playing with their cell phone

I tried to have a real conversation with Judy but her OCD is too severe so she was always checking for a new text, FB notification or a move on Words With Friends. Ben's OCD became fatal when he failed to see the on coming school bus while attempting to earn all the stars on Angry Birds.

Author: Randall T. Buttsavage http://ocd.urbanup.com/5800957

21. (OCD) (9↑, 16↓)

Unnecessary repetition of act. Unnecessary repetition of act.

UD = More than 500 definitions. OCD = 5 + 0 + 0= 5 + 2= 7. Everything's fine now.

Author: Extrahighrocker18 http://ocd.urbanup.com/5253601

22. (OCD) (0↑, 10↓)

(O)ccupational (C)olon (D)istention

The boss has been up my ass all week I'm tortured with acute [OCD]

Author: feltdog http://ocd.urbanup.com/5799141

23. (OCD) (7↑, 17↓)

A compulsive disorder caused by a fluid imbalance in someones brain. It is the most difficult mental disorder to live with because you have to fixate on one thing and cant leave it until something else worth fixating on comes up. This is why people with OCD tend to be smarter than some without it.

God, my OCD was acting up today. I spent an hour watching Teletubbies until the doorbell rang.

Author: CT143 http://ocd.urbanup.com/5268406

24. (ocd) (3↑, 14↓)

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is a horrible disorder, trust me you really don't want it. For people with OCD simple things like germs can bother them so bad it's hard for someone without the disorder to even imagine. It can be so intense for me sometimes that I cry or start breathing so heavily that you would think I was having some extremely good sex.

Bob: *moves furniture* Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! MY OCD IS GOING TO KILL ME\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: shacklefackinuho http://ocd.urbanup.com/4892648

25. (ocd) (33↑, 44↓)

obsessibe compulsive disorder a wierd disease which causes sufferers like myself to fear unlikely events if you don't do or correct something. sufferers have been known to aquire phobias from this disease. I am now emetophobic.

-I am an athiest and I feared God striking me down if I didn't retie my shoes without thinking a clean nice thought. -If I had to repeat things ceartain numbers woere unacceptable. for me: 3, 6 (my fav number), 9,13,17,18,21,23, 27.

Author: master tang http://ocd.urbanup.com/1149634

26. (OCD) (25↑, 39↓)

When used by a fan of the twilight saga; Obsessive CULLEN Disorder - referring to the family of "vegetarian" vampires Otherwise; Obessive COMPLUSIVE Disorder - An irrational urge to repeat a process ecessively.

a) I LOVE twilight\! And I am not suffering from OCD, I love every minute of it\! b) Emily* has OCD, every morning she has to brush her hair 79 times or she has a nervous breakdown.

Author: Einstein's Brother http://ocd.urbanup.com/3594845

27. (OCD) (10↑, 25↓)

Obsessive Compulsive Dump. To feel the need to take a shit on anything or anyone that you dislike. Usually you will feel the need to describe the shit you will take on said object/person.

1: "I have OCD" "Oh damn, dude" *walks away slowly* 2: "Christ, I would love to take a huge steamy dump all over this maths homework"

Author: Mizticall http://ocd.urbanup.com/4969650

28. (OCD) (5↑, 20↓)

1) Obsessive Cullen Disorder: an obsession with the vampire Cullen family from the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer 2) Obsessive compulsive disorder: a disorder where you think everything has to be in a certain order.

1) I have OCD so bad that I buy Twilight merchendise without even thinking about it. 2) My algebra has mild OCD, so she only cares when certain things are in perfect order.

Author: Rose Harp http://ocd.urbanup.com/4388236

29. (OCD) (6↑, 23↓)

obsessive cullen disorder a mental disorder in a way of obbsessing over twilight.

she loves Edward. shes OCD.

Author: Raya16 http://ocd.urbanup.com/4913240

30. (OCD) (3↑, 21↓)

Obsessive Cosplay Disorder. When someone needs to have some form of costume on at all times, or they feel in a way naked.

"Ugh, I forgot to wear my Mello wig today." "You're so OCD." "Well, you're the one who always carries around that Sasuke sword\!"

Author: binchan http://ocd.urbanup.com/4521927

31. (OCD) (21↑, 40↓)

Obsesive Compulsive Disorder: A disorder most emos 'say' they suffer or at least want to cuz one day one of them, i guess a "cool" one suffered it. now they all think that every bad habbit they have is OCD.

Emo kid: OMG, i wanna cut myself cuz i think i like, suffer OCD... Me: Just cuz u eat ur nails does not make u OCD DUMBASS...

Author: kamon842 http://ocd.urbanup.com/3889872

32. (ocd) (6↑, 28↓)

Obsessive Cullen Disorder. When a girl (or boy) loves Twilight's Vampires sooo much, they wear shirts that say "I kissed a vampire and I liked it" or "Bite me Edward\!\!"

Girl 1:omg,Edward is soooo hot\!\! Girl 2:damnit, shut up\! Girl 1:Why? He is so hot, you have to admit it\! Girl 2: ok, I'll admit one thing. Girl 1: uh huh???? and????? Girl 2:You have ocd. Girl 1: obsessive cumpulsive disorder? Girl 2:NO\! Obsessive Cullen Disorder. Girl 1: That sooo does not exist\!\! Girl 2: Yes it does. I have living proof in front of me\!\!\!\!\!

Author: AngelicDevil777 http://ocd.urbanup.com/3855078

33. (OCD) (2↑, 26↓)

OCD: Orange County Disorder. A severe behavioural disorder which swept the globe between 2003 - 2007, during which the Fox network aired "the O.C.", a glamorous teen drama centred around a group of self-centred teens. Symptoms of OCD include: Nervous breakdowns while waiting for new episodes; inability to sleep without hearing a witty quip from Seth or a dumb-brunette catch-phrase from Summer; shouting things out during sleep such as "No\! Don't punch him, Ryan\! They'll send you back to juvi\!" or "Put your damn bagels away, Sandy, nobody likes them\!\!". Signs of the disorder include: Long, flowery dresses and excessive beaded necklaces, in imitation of Mischa Barton's fashion; a spray-on, orangey complexion; mass-consumption of bagels; the tendency to break off a relationship due to something frustratingly trivial such as an overdue term paper or a broken nail.

Kelli: And THEN Kirsten had to go to rehab, but she didn't want to, but they made her, and then she was all "oh ok, I'll go to rehab" but then Marissa was all "BANG BANG BANG\!" and then Trey was all.. Cashier: Ma'am, I don't know who or care who this Melissa character is. Please pay for your magazines so I can carry on with my depressing life. Bystander: Looks like a serious case of OCD.. Tsk tsk tsk..

Author: Gossip Who? http://ocd.urbanup.com/4157166

34. (OCD) (5↑, 29↓)

Obsessive Cullen Disorder ... movie twilight rob pattison obsession and a twilight obsession\!

-Uv watched twilight 9 times methinks u have an Obsessive Cullen Disorder( OCD )

Author: SPELLING-B http://ocd.urbanup.com/4021429

35. (OCD) (7↑, 31↓)

Obsessive Cullen Disorder. A disorder in which you are obsessed with one of the Cullens in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.

"I am in love with Jasper Cullen\! I think I have OCD(Obsessive Cullen Disorder\!"

Author: Maddiekinz http://ocd.urbanup.com/3437790

36. (ocd) (3↑, 28↓)

stands for obsessive cullen disorder when someone is completely obsessed with the popular twilight series.

dude i think i have ocd you have obsessive compulsice disorder? noooo. obsessive cullen disorder

Author: almsotbella http://ocd.urbanup.com/4147177

37. (OCD) (6↑, 35↓)

Obsessive Cock Disorder. When a person is obsessed with cock.

Girl: Bailey has a bad case of OCD Girl2: You said it.

Author: MeowWoman http://ocd.urbanup.com/3828352

38. (OCD) (29↑, 60↓)

obsessive-compulsive disorder: a mental illness which causes someone who has it to do something repeatedly for no reason

if you got OCD you might wash you hands repeatedly thinking that they are never clean

Author: fresh prince http://ocd.urbanup.com/1248240

39. (OCD) (25↑, 70↓)

-Obsessive Cullen Disorder- One who's constantly obsessed with the twilight saga's fictional characters.

Beckie - "Oh my god\! I love edward cullen\! He's way better than any guy since 1901." Jackie - "Looks like you have a bad case of OCD"

Author: Beckie-OCD http://ocd.urbanup.com/2950079

40. (OCD) (2↑, 48↓)

Opportunity cost disaster. When the chosen or proposed alternative is equal to a disaster in terms of lost opportunity compared to other available alternatives.

Can't you come up with a better alternative this one is a total OCD.

Author: M Hiss http://ocd.urbanup.com/2959835

41. (ocd) (14↑, 99↓)

obsessive compulsice disorder a 'disorder' where you tend to do things many times to feel okay will yourself. this is just a state of mind, it is not actually present in your body. with a little determination, you can get over this "disorder" in no time. there is nothing in your body that contains ocd. you give yourself ocd, and you can take it away too. it is made from you and eleminated by you. it does not exist.

I'm a neat freak, I must have ocd.

Author: ryangates http://ocd.urbanup.com/2644409

42. (OCD) (23↑, 135↓)

The act of being extremely anal. Insisting things be done a certain way. Freaking out when things are done in a way you don't approve of. Can be used as a character trait rather than referring to someone with the disease. Can cause feelings of anxiety. Also can be a verb.

Color-coding your sock drawer according to the spectrum of the naturally occuring colors in the rainbow sequence. Not allowing other members of your household to arrange things because they will 'mess it up'. 'Someone keeps putting my coffee cup on the left side of the cabinet shelf instead of the right side\!\!\! You're making my OCD twitch\!' 'Don't OCD on me\!'

Author: Cherokee221 http://ocd.urbanup.com/1660209

43. (ocd) (12↑, 126↓)

1) operational concept description. 2) a bullshit paper assignment for graduate software management courses. 3) a list of stakeholders, the current system, and proposed system. 4) a paper which no one seems to really know anything about

the OCD is due tomorrow and you don't even know what it is\!

Author: ace http://ocd.urbanup.com/549922

44. (OCD) (17↑, 145↓)

n.,v.,adj.,adv.- an abbreviation standing for obsessive compulsive disorder most often utilized to indicate and extreme state of overzealous mental activity leading to an eventual brain fart.

Oh god, don't OCD on me and bail just to do your homework like you have OCD or something. When you go OCD you have OCD, dumbass (duh).

Author: Aditi S.H. http://ocd.urbanup.com/1106610

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Last updated: 2012.03.01